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  • scooterscot
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    Make a omelette. It's really quite simply.

    Crack two eggs into a bowl, a little salt & pepper and perhaps a splash of milk. Beat with a fork if only briefly.

    Preferably Ghee melted or butter in a hot in a small frying pan. Pour in the mix.

    Use the same fork to bring the edges of the omelette towards the centre.

    Add some grated cheese and torn strips of smoked ham. Give it a few minutes.

    Lift up and edge, turning golden yet?

    Half over and put on a plate. Add a little Coriander and enjoy.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Send her to FLC towers. I'll teach her to use the proper tools
    maybe he doesn't want chipolata for dinner?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    MrsMac has downed tools, any one know how to use a microwave or should I just order a curry?
    Send her to FLC towers. I'll teach her to use the proper tools

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    MrsMac has downed tools, any one know how to use a microwave or should I just order a curry?


    Where's your nearest pub?

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  • SimonMac
    started a topic Bird strike woes

    Bird strike woes

    MrsMac has downed tools, any one know how to use a microwave or should I just order a curry?
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