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MrMarkyMark, Happy Birthday!
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The old bugger won't have woken from his Bolly-induced coma yet.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
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Happy Birthday!
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FTFYOriginally posted by LondonManc View PostThe old bugger will be chained to a lamp post with a bottle of Bolly stuck up his arse.
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Thanks a lot you guys, CFL - thats very funny

Barry, I believe you may have been talking about Wednesday night, a trip to A&E managed to remove the, offending, bottle.
The Doc advises I will stop walking like an extra from Brokeback Mountain, in a couple of weeks, or so.
No permanent harm done
The family doctor, in best Gonzo tradition, will bring medicines, Saturday, that he assures, will offset this.
I should add, I have just cracked the Bolly!Last edited by MrMarkyMark; 22 January 2016, 11:24.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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