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As mad as a box of frogs.
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seems its fairly well paid
Questions to Ask a Mohel – Kveller
range in major cities like New York seems to be between $600 and $800Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by seanraaron View PostI think just reigning in the impulse to use them as a go-to first option for foreign policy would help...Obama's been doing pretty good about that, but if the Republican contenders are to be believed they'd have already invaded Iran and Syria by now...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postseems its fairly well paidThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by clearedforlanding View PostA Mohel performing a Metzitzah B'Peh circumcision, is kind enough to put his mouth around the baby's penis post circumcision.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by NigelJK View PostOld gag.
He asked where he got it from.
The Mohel said he had made it himself and it was the only bag he had and he had just taken it on holiday.
The father said "are you serious?"
The Mohel replied "yes I made it from tips so if you rub gently then it becomes a suitcase."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostSurely only if you are habouring a fantasy of being fellated by a Doctor?Comment
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Originally posted by seanraaron View PostDepends on the doc, eh?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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FTFY
Originally posted by vetran View Postthat nice cardiologist who was going to put me on the treadmill but thought she had to test my BP first, she decided to put the strap for the BP monitor on me herself by leaning over to my left side. She, pretended she couldn't understand why my BP was too high for the test. a pair of DDs in the face should have been a clue.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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