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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Very sporting.

    Did you win last time out

    I could make a comment about painters, radios and faces, but I wont.
    it could be worse I suppose



    NSFW

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    yeah, there's a little too much M-M contact for my liking, especiallly the two shooting into the away end, as it were....

    If you win the toss, always go for the top end
    Very sporting.

    Did you win last time out

    I could make a comment about painters, radios and faces, but I wont.
    Last edited by MrMarkyMark; 15 July 2016, 11:57.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Was it actually as uncomfortable as it sounds
    yeah, there's a little too much M-M contact for my liking, especiallly the two shooting into the away end, as it were....

    If you win the toss, always go for the top end

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    FTFY

    And someone has to pinch the nose and cover the ears
    Was it actually as uncomfortable as it sounds

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    so all holes are equally important?
    FTFY

    And someone has to pinch the nose and cover the ears

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    The correct technical name for that is "An Airtight"
    so all holes are a goal?

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Mines MMMF.

    Sounds far too imbalanced for my taste
    The correct technical name for that is "An Airtight"

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Is that those weird, horrid goggle eyed Japanese cartoons?
    And tentacles, don't forget the tentacles...

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Hentai, apparently.


    Hentai is animated pornography showcasing women who have better bodies than any real women (yet have weird hairstyles and hair-colours) and men with enormous penises.

    Every character in a hentai has body features several times better than any real person. 13 year old boys with 12 inch erections. 8 year old school girls with breasts better than most 16 year olds. The thinner the woman, the bigger the breasts.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Hentai, apparently.

    Is that those weird, horrid goggle eyed Japanese cartoons?

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