"I read somewhere..."

[FatLazyContractor]

How do you know it is Josef? It could be Lyudmila.

[Bee]

[vetran]

AtW you been over feeding Josef again?



Maybe it's time to cut back on the nuts? Hilarious video captures overweight squirrel frantically struggling to fit inside its burrow | Daily Mail Online



http://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/m...4000974913.mp4

[quackhandle]

You do wonder about the mentality of some.

As punishment he should be made to do the same with a pike.

qh

[vetran]

No Words..

Bizarre video of man having sex with fish goes viral | Metro News

An explicit video of a man having oral sex with a fish has gone viral.

The bizarre clip, which was shot in Romania, has been shared hundreds of thousands of times.

It shows a man in waist-deep water laughing as he receives a blowjob from a carp – which is being pushed into his genitals by another man.

anyone we know?

[barrydidit]

Can you filter out getting fisted by Assguru landlord?

Yeah. But there won't be owt left.

[PurpleGorilla]

Can you filter out getting fisted by Assguru landlord?

[CretinWatcher]

In this scenario is MF the landlord and MM the millennial?

[vetran]

One for Mauve Monkey

PropertySex is new porn storming PornHub about sad millennials who can't buy a house | Metro News

Enter PropertySex. Vice reports that it’s a new genre of porn designed to fulfill all your affordable housing turn-ons and soothe your deep, dark, ‘I’m failing at being an adult’ fears.

PropertySex porn is, to put it simply, porn that depicts sex happening in a house-viewing environment. Typically there’s a horny landlord lusting over potential renters, and a young, hot millennial that can’t afford to get on the property ladder.

[Dark Black]

MILF apparently... that's a bit dull, must have been the Lavender