"I read somewhere..."

[vetran]

Please tell me this is made up, you don't read the daily fail do yah?

course I do, the Beano only comes out once a week.

[darmstadt]

Good to see quality papers adopting Wail style journalism.

Nah, ever since the Independent decided to be an online media it's now just clickbait although not so many pictures of scantily clad young girls or scandals though

[scooterscot]

Please tell me this is made up, you don't read the daily fail do yah?

[vetran]

Here's some good ones as well: http://indy100.independent.co.uk/art...m--ZyWiQ8nmZIZ

Good to see quality papers adopting Wail style journalism.

[Bee]

What she have done with the poor cat.

[darmstadt]

Here's some good ones as well: http://indy100.independent.co.uk/art...m--ZyWiQ8nmZIZ

[OwlHoot]

Well it gives a new meaning to the word pussy!

(Corny as hell, and utterly predictable, but someone had to say it!)

[vetran]

WTF???????? This has got to be made up

NY magazine writer complained of stomach pain before finding cat hair in her vagina | Daily Mail Online

After requesting a long pair of tweezers and scissors, the doctor began trying to dislodge the lump in Miss Barrow's vagina.

Unable to pull it out, the doctor had to resort to cutting it away.

And as the two-inch lump of fur was dragged out Miss Barrow realised, to her horror, it was the same colour as her cat Donut.

Writing on xoJane, she recalled the exact moment the penny dropped.

She said: ‘HOLY tulip THAT IS CAT HAIR THERE HAS BEEN A BALL OF CAT HAIR INSIDE ME FOR A MONTH THAT IS CAT HAIR AND IT WAS IN MY VAGINA A HAIRBALL HAS BEEN CAUSING MY DISCOMFORT HOLY tulip AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!’

[AtW]

Ground squirrels are not real squirrels.

HTH

[vetran]

How do you know it is Josef? It could be Lyudmila.

Nah its not Lyudmila, she has a few more flecks in the tail, I'd know her arse anywhere.