That moment...

[d000hg]

...when someone walks up to your desk and sees the CUK forum on your phone screen.

'Oh, I use that forum, it's great isn't it.'

Sounds like my type

They always say contractors with niche skills earn the most

But often with large gaps between jobs. i.e. prison.

[MaryPoppins]

But often with large gaps between jobs. i.e. prison.

You're so uptight.


I like it.

[barrydidit]

Absolutely

You can ask BarryDidIt, who is exactly the same as he is on here. i.e a sarcastic old perv who would f**k a knot hole in a barbers shop floor given half a chance.

You make that sound like a bad thing. Anyway, that's the only reason I've got to visit a barbers don't forget.

[DimPrawn]

...when someone walks up to your desk and sees the CUK forum on your phone screen.

'Oh, I use that forum, it's great isn't it.'

I didn't mean to stare at your chest by the way...

[BrilloPad]

I didn't mean to stare at your chest by the way...

[FatLazyContractor]

Those stranglers gloves will come in handy.

Thanks MP

[shaunbhoy]

Sounds like my type

They always say contractors with niche skills earn the most

You leave MP's niche out of this!!!

[MaryPoppins]

You leave MP's niche out of this!!!

You get your tongue out of my niche.

[vetran]

Thanks MP

IWOOT!