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You get your tongue out of my niche.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostYou leave MP's niche out of this!!!
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You make that sound like a bad thing. Anyway, that's the only reason I've got to visit a barbers don't forget.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostAbsolutely
You can ask BarryDidIt, who is exactly the same as he is on here. i.e a sarcastic old perv who would f**k a knot hole in a barbers shop floor given half a chance.
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You're so uptight.Originally posted by d000hg View PostBut often with large gaps between jobs. i.e. prison.
I like it.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post...when someone walks up to your desk and sees the CUK forum on your phone screen.
'Oh, I use that forum, it's great isn't it.'
But often with large gaps between jobs. i.e. prison.Originally posted by NibblyPig View PostSounds like my type
They always say contractors with niche skills earn the most
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Those stranglers gloves will come in handy.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostDoes MP work in Italy?
I'll PM her my hotel details shortly then ...
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Only if they liked films about gladiators and lick the chutney spoon and put it backOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostSee now it would be funny if everyone claimed to be Spartacus just to mess with her head
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