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    Contract offer withdrawn

    I was just setting up plan B - obtaining money by menaces for contracts who have lost out/

    My first client has decided not go ahead. What recourse do I have? Shall I break his legs instead?

    And I bet DA still wants his 30% too.....

    #2
    I tend to settle my scores by framing people for sexual harrasment, but have on occasions considered *framing them for rape.

    Highly recommended (In an office environment of course, best avoided in the stands at Millwall).
    Last edited by clearedforlanding; 10 December 2015, 21:12. Reason: *must not sopund like a rapist.

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      #3
      It's better to frame them for indecent images of children and animals. Cos then they have to move house and go into hiding.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #4
        Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
        It's better to frame them for indecent images of children and animals. Cos then they have to move house and go into hiding.
        Wow.... Remind me never to piss you off!!
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          It's better to frame them for indecent images of children and animals. Cos then they have to move house and go into hiding.
          This is why I never cross a woman.

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            #6
            Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
            This is why I never cross a woman.
            Damn straight now stand still while I hide behind you.
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              It's better to frame them for indecent images of children and animals.
              Indeed. Some of those animals can be exceptionally rude....

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                #8
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                Damn straight now stand still while I hide behind you.
                Who else is involuntarily WFH?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  I was just setting up plan B - obtaining money by menaces for contracts who have lost out/

                  My first client has decided not go ahead. What recourse do I have? Shall I break his legs instead?

                  And I bet DA still wants his 30% too.....
                  Is that just a broken ankle?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
                    Who else is involuntarily WFH?
                    Work from hospital?
                    Unless you're the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

                    Currently 10+ contracts available in your area

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