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Reminds me of a joke that begins "What do you get if you cross a woman..."Originally posted by clearedforlanding View PostThis is why I never cross a woman.
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Is that just a broken ankle?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI was just setting up plan B - obtaining money by menaces for contracts who have lost out/
My first client has decided not go ahead. What recourse do I have? Shall I break his legs instead?
And I bet DA still wants his 30% too.....
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Who else is involuntarily WFH?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostDamn straight now stand still while I hide behind you.
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Damn straight now stand still while I hide behind you.Originally posted by clearedforlanding View PostThis is why I never cross a woman.
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This is why I never cross a woman.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostIt's better to frame them for indecent images of children and animals. Cos then they have to move house and go into hiding.
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Wow....Originally posted by SueEllen View PostIt's better to frame them for indecent images of children and animals. Cos then they have to move house and go into hiding.
Remind me never to piss you off!!
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It's better to frame them for indecent images of children and animals. Cos then they have to move house and go into hiding.
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I tend to settle my scores by framing people for sexual harrasment, but have on occasions considered *framing them for rape.
Highly recommended (In an office environment of course, best avoided in the stands at Millwall).
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Contract offer withdrawn
I was just setting up plan B - obtaining money by menaces for contracts who have lost out/
My first client has decided not go ahead. What recourse do I have? Shall I break his legs instead?
And I bet DA still wants his 30% too.....Tags: None
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