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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Reminds me of a joke that begins "What do you get if you cross a woman..."
    Is the punchline "divorce"?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    This is why I never cross a woman.
    Reminds me of a joke that begins "What do you get if you cross a woman..."

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  • NibblyPig
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    Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    Who else is involuntarily WFH?
    Work from hospital?

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I was just setting up plan B - obtaining money by menaces for contracts who have lost out/

    My first client has decided not go ahead. What recourse do I have? Shall I break his legs instead?

    And I bet DA still wants his 30% too.....
    Is that just a broken ankle?

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  • clearedforlanding
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Damn straight now stand still while I hide behind you.
    Who else is involuntarily WFH?

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    It's better to frame them for indecent images of children and animals.
    Indeed. Some of those animals can be exceptionally rude....

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    This is why I never cross a woman.
    Damn straight now stand still while I hide behind you.

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  • clearedforlanding
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    It's better to frame them for indecent images of children and animals. Cos then they have to move house and go into hiding.
    This is why I never cross a woman.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    It's better to frame them for indecent images of children and animals. Cos then they have to move house and go into hiding.
    Wow.... Remind me never to piss you off!!

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  • SueEllen
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    It's better to frame them for indecent images of children and animals. Cos then they have to move house and go into hiding.

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  • clearedforlanding
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    I tend to settle my scores by framing people for sexual harrasment, but have on occasions considered *framing them for rape.

    Highly recommended (In an office environment of course, best avoided in the stands at Millwall).
    Last edited by clearedforlanding; 10 December 2015, 21:12. Reason: *must not sopund like a rapist.

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  • BrilloPad
    started a topic Contract offer withdrawn

    Contract offer withdrawn

    I was just setting up plan B - obtaining money by menaces for contracts who have lost out/

    My first client has decided not go ahead. What recourse do I have? Shall I break his legs instead?

    And I bet DA still wants his 30% too.....

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