Corny pick up lines

[vetran]

https://www.instagram.com/tindernightmares/?hl=en

I know I'm going to spend the rest of the day trying not to read these!

This made me laugh and was fairly clean

https://www.instagram.com/p/-HQdT4kIbX/

and one for our more traditional brethren:

So how many goats do you come with?

 

[WTFH]

Cornish pick up lines

Cornish pick up lines

Is that a tow-hitch you've got there or are you just pleased to see me?

 

[vetran]

Is that a tow-hitch you've got there, maybe we could hook up?

FTFY

 

[Martin Scroatman]

In a nightclub, before they play the slow dances at the end of the night, jump up on a table, get yer cacks round yer ankles and announce:

"'Ere you go ladies, that's what's on offer and if you want some of it join the queue at the bar"

I've never left a club alone

 

[FatLazyContractor]

I've never left a club alone

How many grumpy old men did you usually go home with?

 

[GlenW]

Rolf Harris used, "Hello little girl, want to see some puppies?"

 

[d000hg]

In a nightclub, before they play the slow dances at the end of the night, jump up on a table, get yer cacks round yer ankles and announce:

"'Ere you go ladies, that's what's on offer and if you want some of it join the queue at the bar"

I've never left a club alone

Yeah, you always get escorted out by the bouncers.

 

[vetran]

In a nightclub, before they play the slow dances at the end of the night, jump up on a table, get yer cacks round yer ankles and announce:

"'Ere you go ladies, that's what's on offer and if you want some of it join the queue at the bar"

I've never left a club alone

how many of them say 'oooh its like a Penis but so much smaller?'

 

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Yeah, you always get taken home by one of the bouncers.

 

[BrilloPad]

I usually find "how much for a 50/50" works well.