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People driving over side gardens!!!

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    #11
    Originally posted by RSoles View Post
    Punji sticks.
    2 6 inch nails bent to 90 deg. and welded together at the bend. Instant tyre wreckers. Just remember where you left them when you're putting the bins out
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      #12
      Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
      It is detached and the front is open plan.

      AYRTT?
      Doesn't help with hosting Bunga bunga parties, does it? No privacy

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        #13
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        Doesn't help with hosting Bunga bunga parties, does it? No privacy
        any pampas plants?

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          #14
          While nails in the grass will land you with paying for their new tyres, boxing them in is perfectly legal.

          When they ask for you to move your car, say you'll just get the driver brb

          Proceed to make and have dinner, clean the house, watch a bit of netflix, then finally come out and move it.

          They should get the hint pretty fast.
          Unless you're the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

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            #15
            Originally posted by NibblyPig View Post
            say you'll just get the driver brb

            Proceed to make and have dinner, clean the house, watch a bit of netflix, then finally come out and move it.

            They should get the hint pretty fast.
            Depending on how many cars, there were, you could end up overweight, with a very clean house and an excellent knowledge of movies.

            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #16
              Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
              Depending on how many cars, there were, you could end up overweight, with a very clean house and an excellent knowledge of straight to video movies.

              FTFY

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                #17
                The joys of shared driveways. I live in middle house of three.

                Its amazing the people who dont work out that its best not to park and block the other neighbour in if you're visiting someone. One neighbour who has moved now just couldnt see why I got peed off with asking them to ask their visitors to move every day when I came home. I'd rather not wait 5/10 mins sitting in my car every day to park on my own driveway.

                Fair enough got a delivery or something then fine no issues. I said this to neighbour but he just did not get that he was being unreasonable not asking his visitors not to block me in/out every day.

                Then again, neighbour next door is worse. Waits for takeaway driver/pizza then goes out and checks hes pulled forward enough. Woe betide hes 1 foot on their driveway.
                Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
                  Then again, neighbour next door is worse. Waits for takeaway driver/pizza then goes out and checks hes pulled forward enough. Woe betide hes 1 foot on their driveway.
                  You need to MTFU, like this guy

                  What does he do, if they are 1 foot over?
                  If you emulate that, then you will no longer have an issue.

                  HTH.
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                    That's christmas sorted then. The kids will love a game of Glacial Boulders after their Turkey.
                    Buy one, put it outside your gaff, and when the chance arises build a big snowman round it.

                    Then enjoy the fun when some local hooligan (or one of your neighbours' visitors) thinks it would be fun to drive into it at high speed
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                      #20
                      You probably want to check if the other guy is bigger than you, and what car he's got, before blocking them in. Lest they thump you, or just ram your car out of the way People get very over-emotional when cars are involved.

                      Can't you just put a rope/chain across the front of the garden?
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                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
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                      Urine is quite nourishing

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