This must be someone from CUK...

[cojak]

They are a bunch of hectoring cock-wallets and I hope some confident lass pushes them against a wall and makes them eat the card.

[FatLazyContractor]

They are a bunch of hectoring cock-wallets and I hope some confident lass pushes them against a wall and makes them eat the card.

Bloody hell, that is some statement!

You alrite love? Sound quite agitated. Not from "our" club are you?

[GlenW]

They are a bunch of hectoring cock-wallets and I hope some confident lass pushes them against a wall and makes them eat the card.

I thought hectoring cock-wallets were male grouse dancing about trying to attract female grouse.

[barrydidit]

I thought hectoring cock-wallets were male grouse dancing about trying to attract female grouse.

Maybe it's what 'Hector' is short for?

[RSoles]

You can't do anything about having a face like a bucket of smashed crabs

But handing out 'you are fat' cards would seem a quick way of getting one.

[BrilloPad]

What next?

If you are ugly you get slapped in the face?

How do you define ugly?

Indeed how you define fat? There are several rugby players with BMI of 35 who are very healthy.

[original PM]

great can we now start handing out cards to hipsters.

"you are clearly a hipster tw@ with your ironic glasses and tulipty face pubes.

Please f**k off the tube and ride your antique bicycle to your favourite fair trade coffee shop where you will spend all day on your MAC Book Air writing an edgy screen play which will never be read by anyone but you"

[GJABS]

Can we hand out a corresponding card of rebuke to green party members. And lefties in general?

[d000hg]

They are a bunch of hectoring cock-wallets and I hope some confident heavy lass pushes them against a wall and makes them eat the card.

FTFY I can't recall, are they only targeting women?

great can we now start handing out cards to hipsters.

"you are clearly a hipster tw@ with your ironic glasses and tulipty face pubes.

Only if we can also bring out "you're a grumpy old man; the world has changed, get over it" and the more simple "you're an arsehole". Although for the latter, you'd need a heck of a lot of them in London.

[NotAllThere]

...You can't do anything about having a face like a bucket of smashed crabs

Which is what you're likely to end up with if you attack people like this. I bet these morons don't hang around pubs and clubs at closing time handing out cards bemoaning how much alcohol costs the NHS each year?