I could always buy a copy of the death certificate from HM - but wifey may spot the purchase and question
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FFS. How do you manage those hooker bills then?Originally posted by Troll View PostI could always buy a copy of the death certificate from HM - but wifey may spot the purchase and questionComment
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If you boned her while you were married you are a turd. Boning her while she was married is bad enoughOriginally posted by Troll View PostI could always buy a copy of the death certificate from HM - but wifey may spot the purchase and question
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What if both were married, but not to each other?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIf you boned her while you were married you are a turd. Boning her while she was married is bad enough
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well, turds come in different sizes, as you know better than mostOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostWhat if both were married, but not to each other?(\__/)
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'clink'Originally posted by Dallas View PostOr one or more of the kids are his
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Agreed. I spend too much time in General these days.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwell, turds come in different sizes, as you know better than most
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She ain't dead but have similar dilemma regarding an old girlfriend. Like to meet up and it would be very easy to contact her as she has a significant online profile but not worth screwing up her marriage again.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Thick as pig tulip from the sounds of things.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostBTW, are you a blondie, darling?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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