Personal dilemma

[FatLazyContractor]

Oi

I'd run rings round you you Hugo bossed FLC

Two options:

- Either you are piss drunk.
- Your account has been hacked by MF a troll.

[Dallas]

Neither, early start tomorrow

[FatLazyContractor]

Neither, early start tomorrow

Another holiday in the sun?

[Dallas]

Another holiday in the sun?

Pool, brunch, weights session, new contract signing - start Jan 1st

You should create a new thread for the year end benchers/skivers, if you are still off?

[EternalOptimist]

Dear Marge

Just noticed an old obituary for the woman who was my first (i.e. bonkable) girlfriend - we were together from teens into my early 20's but I ended it after returning from an extended journey abroad as frankly I was bored which she was upset about.

I know she got married a few years later to a guy in the Merchant Navy & I'm ashamed to say we did do a one night stand while her husband was at sea but have had no contact for 30 odd years

The obituary is very brief and dates back to 2006 with no detail about the cause of death- further digging on the internet has identified her family members, their address but I cannot find any contact details on Linkedin / social media etc and remarkably they live only 50 miles from me in the South East (aint stalking great!)

Curiosity is eating me up about how she died - would it be appropriate to drop a old school mail to the husband saying I've only just found out -commiserations blah blah and provide my email address to communicate should he wish (knowing wimmins inability to keep stum he may know about our brief fling while he was away)

or let sleeping dogs lie?

I Knew a bird down there who died around that time, also married to a sailor. small world eh ?
She had some sort of communicable deadly STD that had an incubation period of 10 years.

Don't scratch yer boll0cks, they might fall off

[Troll]

Do you install a spell checker or not?

feckin keyboard is sticking

[FatLazyContractor]

feckin keyboard is sticking

Try using tissues next time.

[Troll]

Mingle = get a family member at their most hammered/ bereft and they'll spill easily enough.

Their Daughters are early / mid 20's - wonder if they like older men

[Troll]

Try using tissues next time.

ucking anker

[FatLazyContractor]

Their Daughters are early / mid 20's - wonder if they like older men

Explains your sticky keys