Permie HR Issue

[NibblyPig]

I see. I'm involved as Steve is actually my girlfriend.

[SimonMac]

I see. I'm involved as Steve is actually my girlfriend.

And work is her biggest problem?

[jbond007]

I see. I'm involved as Steve is actually my girlfriend.

[LondonManc]

I see. I'm involved as Steve is actually my girlfriend.

I remember Tone Loc being in a similar situation after dabbling with the Funky Cold Medina. If only Sheena had been upfront from the start.

Irrespective of time there, are they both on the same level of the management pyramid?

[MrMarkyMark]

Permie, let's call him Steve

No wonder I'm confused.

Director has said to stop acting like school girls but nothings changed.

I suggest a good old adults arm wrestle to sort the whole sort matter out.

One other question, whats the dress code at your place at work?

[JRCT]

Just sleep with Brian and get it over with.

[MrMarkyMark]

Just sleep with Brian and get it over with.

Well, seeing as Brians also a "girl", then a manage a trois could well be on the cards.

Scoi, fill yer boots, son (?!) and report back on here

[Ruprect]

I'm Brian and so's my wife

[DaveB]

I'm Brian and so's my wife

Which won's Woderwick?

[LucidDementia]

Erm, yeah, confusing.

Assuming these are two women I'd suggest Steve just shuts the F up, has a quiet word with Director to inform them she's shutting the F up. Let Brian dig his/her own hole.
This will require back bone which permies often lack, but if she's putting up with you, going by the word on the street, she does have a spine.

This is called "rising above it" or "being a grown-up".

Should this tactic lead Steve to troublesome official actions like warning or potential disciplinary crap she should sue the bejeezus out of everyone, including you.