Permie HR Issue

[TestMangler]

Is Brian a girl and this is handbags at dawn per chance?

Can you confirm Dawns gender as well please.

Come on NLUK. I'm sure you've heard the expression 'crack of dawn' so she's clearly female.

[northernladuk]

I see. I'm involved as Steve is actually my girlfriend.

A/s/l? Pics? Would Mich?

[tarbera]

Simples

Escalate this for the fun of it

Leave a dog poo in Brian's drawer, loosen the wheels on Steve chair, tell the director you think it's getting out of hand

[SimonMac]

Come on NLUK. I'm sure you've heard the expression 'crack of dawn' so she's clearly female.

[MrMarkyMark]

Is that Brian or Steve?

[northernladuk]

Come on NLUK. I'm sure you've heard the expression 'crack of dawn' so she's clearly female.

Not if rimming is your thing.

[TestMangler]

Not if rimming is your thing.

That would be 'arse crack' rather than just plain old 'crack'

[MrMarkyMark]

That would be 'arse crack' rather than just plain old 'crack'

Yes, Gents, please use the correct "terms of reference" in General.

No exceptions

[TestMangler]

Yes, Gents, please use the correct "terms of reference" in General.

No exceptions

WHS. Knowing the difference between the two could save your life.

[greenlake]

Anyone had a similar experience and know how to sort this out without putting voice recorders on everyone?

Assuming Brian is the 'Bad Guy', and Steve is a girl, this is the approach to take....