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darmstadt replied

27 October 2015, 17:55
Originally posted by Scruff View Post

Take Brian up the Oxo Tower and treat him for lunch?

Ah yes, the infamous 'Chocolate Starfish' entree...
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Scruff replied

27 October 2015, 17:47
Take Brian up the Oxo Tower and treat him for lunch?
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greenlake replied

27 October 2015, 17:39
Originally posted by Scoi View Post

Anyone had a similar experience and know how to sort this out without putting voice recorders on everyone?

Assuming Brian is the 'Bad Guy', and Steve is a girl, this is the approach to take....
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TestMangler replied

27 October 2015, 14:20
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Yes, Gents, please use the correct "terms of reference" in General.

No exceptions

WHS. Knowing the difference between the two could save your life.
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MrMarkyMark replied

27 October 2015, 14:16
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

That would be 'arse crack' rather than just plain old 'crack'

Yes, Gents, please use the correct "terms of reference" in General.

No exceptions
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TestMangler replied

27 October 2015, 14:13
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Not if rimming is your thing.

That would be 'arse crack' rather than just plain old 'crack'
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northernladuk replied

27 October 2015, 14:07
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Come on NLUK. I'm sure you've heard the expression 'crack of dawn' so she's clearly female.

Not if rimming is your thing.
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MrMarkyMark replied

27 October 2015, 14:01
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Is that Brian or Steve?
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SimonMac replied

27 October 2015, 13:57
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Come on NLUK. I'm sure you've heard the expression 'crack of dawn' so she's clearly female.
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tarbera replied

27 October 2015, 13:54
Simples

Escalate this for the fun of it

Leave a dog poo in Brian's drawer, loosen the wheels on Steve chair, tell the director you think it's getting out of hand
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northernladuk replied

27 October 2015, 13:34
Originally posted by Scoi View Post

I see. I'm involved as Steve is actually my girlfriend.

A/s/l? Pics? Would Mich?
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TestMangler replied

27 October 2015, 13:33
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Is Brian a girl and this is handbags at dawn per chance?

Can you confirm Dawns gender as well please.

Come on NLUK. I'm sure you've heard the expression 'crack of dawn' so she's clearly female.
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LucidDementia replied

27 October 2015, 13:31
Erm, yeah, confusing.

Assuming these are two women I'd suggest Steve just shuts the F up, has a quiet word with Director to inform them she's shutting the F up. Let Brian dig his/her own hole.
This will require back bone which permies often lack, but if she's putting up with you, going by the word on the street, she does have a spine.

This is called "rising above it" or "being a grown-up".

Should this tactic lead Steve to troublesome official actions like warning or potential disciplinary crap she should sue the bejeezus out of everyone, including you.
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DaveB replied

27 October 2015, 13:26
Originally posted by Ruprect View Post

I'm Brian and so's my wife

Which won's Woderwick?
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Ruprect replied

27 October 2015, 13:24
I'm Brian and so's my wife
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