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    #11
    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    It would be a bit tame if you're from Chipping Norton, shouldn't you shag a pigs head first ?
    Robots might prefer that scene from Alien where Kane is beheaded. In the p0rn version it gets sh4gged....

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      #12
      By 2050, human-on-robot sex will be more common than human-on-human sex, says report - Telegraph

      I often think the ex-mrs bps were robots when it came to sex.

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        #13
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        FTFY
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Robots might prefer that scene from Alien where Kane is beheaded. In the p0rn version it gets sh4gged....
        ewwww
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #14
          Sex robots could reveal your secret perversions: Handing over intimate data is a privacy risk, warns expert | Daily Mail Online

          Even robots kiss and tell....

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            #15
            Hmm. Being as it is such a small robot some of those pics look distinctly Jimmy Savillish.

            How could someone really get turned on by a robot? Maybe this needs a poll.
            Last edited by xoggoth; 20 December 2016, 16:26.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #16
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              Hmm. Being as it is such a small robot some of those pics look distinctly Jimmy Savillish.

              How could someone really get turned on by a robot? Maybe this needs a poll.
              Some people will use a sauce bottle to get their jollies......

              But i for one would struggle with this sort of thing.

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                #17
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                https://vimeo.com/12915013
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #18
                  Similar news item today in The Mirror, ultra-realistic sex with your favourite celebrity crush using virtual reality headsets.

                  Ultra-realistic 'digital sex headsets' will allow you to enjoy a virtual reality romp with your favourite celebrity crush - Mirror Online

                  Phwwwor! Hello Miss Piggy.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

                    How could someone really get turned on by a robot?
                    Eh Voila!!!



                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                      Phwwwor! Hello Miss Piggy.

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