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    Would Mitch?

    Pepper the robot buyers must sign contract saying it won't be used for sex or porn | Daily Mail Online


    #2
    I bet she takes it up the USB 3 port.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      I bet she takes it up the USB 3 port.
      I only do USB 1, at my age it takes a little longer!
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        I only do micro USB 1, at my age it takes a little longer!
        FTFY
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          I only do micro USB 1, at my age it takes a little longer!
          FTFY
          Micro USB wasn't part of the USB 1 spcification

          Its a problem the Youngsters suffer from
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            If I pee on it or beat it with a rolled up copy of country life, is that sexual behaviour?

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              #7
              Pepper doesn't seem too reluctant to provide a happy ending....

              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                #8
                Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                Pepper doesn't seem too reluctant to provide a happy ending....
                My ex-wives always got a happy ending. With all my money...

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                  #9
                  Mitch would never give promise he is not going to keep...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    If I pee on it or beat it with a rolled up copy of country life, is that sexual behaviour?
                    It would be a bit tame if you're from Chipping Norton, shouldn't you shag a pigs head first ?
                    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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