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I only do USB 1, at my age it takes a little longer!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI bet she takes it up the USB 3 port.Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by vetran View PostI only do micro USB 1, at my age it takes a little longer!
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Micro USB wasn't part of the USB 1 spcificationOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostI only do micro USB 1, at my age it takes a little longer!
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Pepper doesn't seem too reluctant to provide a happy ending....
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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My ex-wives always got a happy ending. With all my money...Originally posted by LondonManc View PostPepper doesn't seem too reluctant to provide a happy ending....Comment
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It would be a bit tame if you're from Chipping Norton, shouldn't you shag a pigs head first ?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf I pee on it or beat it with a rolled up copy of country life, is that sexual behaviour?Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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