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16 September 2015, 15:53

I'd rather die

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16 September 2015, 16:09

Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering
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16 September 2015, 16:20

Wash rinse repeat

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16 September 2015, 16:26

No more fun

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16 September 2015, 16:27

It takes work?

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Urine is quite nourishing
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16 September 2015, 16:31

breakfast in bed
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16 September 2015, 16:31

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#38

16 September 2015, 17:01

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Maid in Lounge
Chef in Kitchen
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Where in kitchen
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Too poor to have a lounge
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16 September 2015, 22:14

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Where in kitchen?

over the sink

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#40

16 September 2015, 22:42

You're totally f##ked
It's all hers
Keep MIL onside

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