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    #11
    1950 rules apply

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      #12
      Brillo Pad

      Why use three words, when two will do....

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        #13
        Prenuptial agreement needed

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          #14
          Originally posted by centurian View Post
          Brillo Pad

          Why use three words, when two will do....
          Mrs BP

          #fookoff


          Oh yeah, see what you mean.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #15
            Originally posted by centurian View Post
            Brillo Pad

            Why use three words, when two will do....


            Can someone translate into English please?

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              #16
              Marry a mute

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                #17
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                Never get laid

                FTFY
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #18
                  Wife wears trousers

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                    #19
                    Mail Order Bride
                    Try Before Buy
                    90-Day Return Policy

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Brillo wears stockings
                      FTFY
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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