Contractor from hell

[SimonMac]

Sounds like SimonMac. He normally posts a mugshot of himself as we hit Nov

I already have the beard now, won't be doing Movember this year

[SimonMac]

Is this a euphemism ?

Urban Dictionary: Beard

[BrilloPad]

Are you still a permie?

I went contracting 3 months ago. 9 months of gig to go.

At least you did not ask if I was still married. I get divorced so often I am never quite sure.

[FatLazyContractor]

I went contracting 3 months ago. 9 months of gig to go.

At least you did not ask if I was still married. I get divorced so often I am never quite sure.

Well, you get to enjoy different flavours

[BrilloPad]

Well, you get to enjoy different flavours

Of contract/permie or women?

I take whatever work comes my way. As for women, I take whatever women I can get to take rohypnol.

[vetran]

Well, you get to enjoy different flavours

of divorce lawyer butt to kiss?

[d000hg]

BP maybe you should marry a divorce lawyer next time?

[vetran]

BP maybe you should marry a divorce lawyer next time?

that would be really stupid, she could completely clean him out.

[BrilloPad]

BP maybe you should marry a divorce lawyer next time?

that would be really stupid, she could completely clean him out.

Its actually a brilliant idea! I have no money left - most of it gone to divorce lawyers.

I could take her to the cleaners.

Were do divorce lawyers hang out? Where can I get rohypnol?

[vetran]

Its actually a brilliant idea! I have no money left - most of it gone to divorce lawyers.

I could take her to the cleaners.

Were do divorce lawyers hang out? Where can I get rohypnol?

you haven't got the idea yet have you?

the money flows towards the Divorce lawyers.