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AtW replied

10 September 2015, 15:40
Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post

The shower has been broken and I have the plumbers in, but should be sorted tomorrow, can't wait to get rid of the beard.

For a seasoned dirty spekulant you've got too few showers in your house...
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motoukenin replied

10 September 2015, 11:26
This guy probably knows what he is doing , fire him immediately
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Eirikur replied

10 September 2015, 10:30
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Of contract/permie or women?

I take whatever work comes my way. As for women, I take whatever women I can get to take rohypnol.

The women are probably also contractors (hourly rate)
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vetran replied

10 September 2015, 10:26
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Its actually a brilliant idea! I have no money left - most of it gone to divorce lawyers.

I could take her to the cleaners.

Were do divorce lawyers hang out? Where can I get rohypnol?

you haven't got the idea yet have you?

the money flows towards the Divorce lawyers.
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BrilloPad replied

10 September 2015, 10:15
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

BP maybe you should marry a divorce lawyer next time?

Originally posted by vetran View Post

that would be really stupid, she could completely clean him out.

Its actually a brilliant idea! I have no money left - most of it gone to divorce lawyers.

I could take her to the cleaners.

Were do divorce lawyers hang out? Where can I get rohypnol?
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vetran replied

10 September 2015, 10:10
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

BP maybe you should marry a divorce lawyer next time?

that would be really stupid, she could completely clean him out.
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d000hg replied

10 September 2015, 09:43
BP maybe you should marry a divorce lawyer next time?
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vetran replied

10 September 2015, 09:12
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Well, you get to enjoy different flavours

of divorce lawyer butt to kiss?
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BrilloPad replied

10 September 2015, 08:39
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Well, you get to enjoy different flavours

Of contract/permie or women?

I take whatever work comes my way. As for women, I take whatever women I can get to take rohypnol.
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FatLazyContractor replied

10 September 2015, 08:33
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I went contracting 3 months ago. 9 months of gig to go.

At least you did not ask if I was still married. I get divorced so often I am never quite sure.

Well, you get to enjoy different flavours
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BrilloPad replied

10 September 2015, 08:26
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Are you still a permie?

I went contracting 3 months ago. 9 months of gig to go.

At least you did not ask if I was still married. I get divorced so often I am never quite sure.
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SimonMac replied

10 September 2015, 08:16
Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post

Is this a euphemism ?

Urban Dictionary: Beard
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SimonMac replied

10 September 2015, 08:15
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Sounds like SimonMac. He normally posts a mugshot of himself as we hit Nov

I already have the beard now, won't be doing Movember this year
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DimPrawn replied

10 September 2015, 08:15
Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post

Is this a euphemism ?

Yes, it means no flow until they put some lead into the pipework.
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fullyautomatix replied

10 September 2015, 08:03
Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post

The shower has been broken and I have the plumbers in, but should be sorted tomorrow, can't wait to get rid of the beard.

Is this a euphemism ?
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