Mohammed's Boom

[barrydidit]

And what a boom....

35 years without a dick and then he gets one with an on/off switch?

Man who had genitals ripped off in Huddersfield road accident now has Britain's first bionic penis - Huddersfield Examiner

He is not allowed to have intercourse yet but has been preparing for that special lady.

He joked: “After the surgery you have to keep it inflated for two weeks.

“Thankfully I have everything I need at home and didn’t have to go out.”

No but I bet dominos won't deliver any more

And he said he’d had an amusing mishap the other day after practising how to use the on and off buttons.

“I managed to get it up but I couldn’t get it down again!” he said.

“There’s a button in my testicle under the skin and I couldn’t find it.

“I was panicking.

“It was inflated for 55 minutes in the end.”

yeah, right.....

[OwlHoot]

How on Earth can one's genitals be ripped off in a road accident?

Unless perhaps a car knocked him onto a barbed wire fence at high speed

[cojak]

How on Earth can one's genitals be ripped off in a road accident?

Unless perhaps a car knocked him onto a barbed wire fence at high speed

It's a No.1 fear of (male) bikers...

[CloudWalker]

Poor guy must have had it rough growing up, Kids can be so mean when it comes to changing in the PE room

[VectraMan]

Do you think it makes that duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh noise?

[barrydidit]

Update - he got laid

Huddersfield born Mo Abad finally gets to try out his bionic penis - Huddersfield Examiner

With one of FLC's mates

[BrilloPad]

So they used skin from an elephant's trunk?

And on the first date it grabbed a bread roll from the table and shoved it up his bum?

[DodgyAgent]

How on Earth can one's genitals be ripped off in a road accident?

Unless perhaps a car knocked him onto a barbed wire fence at high speed

The car was driven by a recruitment consultant and as you know we can rip off anything from anyone

[BrilloPad]

The car was driven by a recruitment consultant and as you know we can rip off anything from anyone

I bet you supplied the brass for him to try out his new bionic part.

Was it the usual 30%?

[garnet]

Creepy. I thought the OP is referring to the Brussels' events.