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Reply to: Mohammed's Boom

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    "anything to declare, sir?"
    Beep, beep, beep.........

    "Send over the good looking one, over there, see if she finds anything"

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Bet he has fun when he goes through airport security
    "anything to declare, sir?"

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Bet he has fun when he goes through airport security

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  • Mincepie
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Like foxes when they copulate?
    that sounds like a monkey being strangled.

    Yeah i know dont ask....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
    He should have married someone with bionic vagina
    oh the noise they would make
    Like foxes when they copulate?

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  • Andy2
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    What a fun night that was.
    He should have married someone with bionic vagina
    oh the noise they would make

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by garnet View Post
    Creepy. I thought the OP is referring to the Brussels' events.
    In August? I'm good but....

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  • DimPrawn
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    Mo married in 2012 but only told his wife he was missing his penis on their wedding night.
    What a fun night that was.

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  • garnet
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    Creepy. I thought the OP is referring to the Brussels' events.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    The car was driven by a recruitment consultant and as you know we can rip off anything from anyone
    I bet you supplied the brass for him to try out his new bionic part.

    Was it the usual 30%?

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    How on Earth can one's genitals be ripped off in a road accident?

    Unless perhaps a car knocked him onto a barbed wire fence at high speed
    The car was driven by a recruitment consultant and as you know we can rip off anything from anyone

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  • BrilloPad
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    So they used skin from an elephant's trunk?

    And on the first date it grabbed a bread roll from the table and shoved it up his bum?

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  • barrydidit
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    Update - he got laid

    Huddersfield born Mo Abad finally gets to try out his bionic penis - Huddersfield Examiner

    With one of FLC's mates

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  • VectraMan
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    Do you think it makes that duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh noise?

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  • CloudWalker
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    Poor guy must have had it rough growing up, Kids can be so mean when it comes to changing in the PE room

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