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MrMarkyMark replied

25 March 2016, 13:28
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

"anything to declare, sir?"

Beep, beep, beep.........

"Send over the good looking one, over there, see if she finds anything"
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barrydidit replied

25 March 2016, 13:16
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Bet he has fun when he goes through airport security

"anything to declare, sir?"
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MrMarkyMark replied

25 March 2016, 01:39
Bet he has fun when he goes through airport security
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Mincepie replied

23 March 2016, 16:29
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Like foxes when they copulate?

that sounds like a monkey being strangled.

Yeah i know dont ask....
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BrilloPad replied

23 March 2016, 16:27
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

He should have married someone with bionic vagina
oh the noise they would make

Like foxes when they copulate?
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Andy2 replied

23 March 2016, 16:24
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

What a fun night that was.

He should have married someone with bionic vagina
oh the noise they would make
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barrydidit replied

23 March 2016, 13:53
Originally posted by garnet View Post

Creepy. I thought the OP is referring to the Brussels' events.

In August? I'm good but....
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DimPrawn replied

23 March 2016, 13:46
Mo married in 2012 but only told his wife he was missing his penis on their wedding night.

What a fun night that was.
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garnet replied

23 March 2016, 13:30
Creepy. I thought the OP is referring to the Brussels' events.
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BrilloPad replied

23 March 2016, 13:29
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

The car was driven by a recruitment consultant and as you know we can rip off anything from anyone

I bet you supplied the brass for him to try out his new bionic part.

Was it the usual 30%?
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DodgyAgent replied

23 March 2016, 13:26
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

How on Earth can one's genitals be ripped off in a road accident?

Unless perhaps a car knocked him onto a barbed wire fence at high speed

The car was driven by a recruitment consultant and as you know we can rip off anything from anyone
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BrilloPad replied

23 March 2016, 12:27
So they used skin from an elephant's trunk?

And on the first date it grabbed a bread roll from the table and shoved it up his bum?
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barrydidit replied

23 March 2016, 12:23
Update - he got laid

Huddersfield born Mo Abad finally gets to try out his bionic penis - Huddersfield Examiner

With one of FLC's mates
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VectraMan replied

27 August 2015, 13:01
Do you think it makes that duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh noise?
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CloudWalker replied

27 August 2015, 12:58
Poor guy must have had it rough growing up, Kids can be so mean when it comes to changing in the PE room
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