Official CUK bench - Late Summer 2015

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I am a BPM developer.

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Oracle Certified BPM Developer, or IBM?

[suityou01]

Oracle Certified BPM Developer, or IBM?

OpenText MBPM.

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OpenText MBPM.

Seems useful, but from what I can gather, in conjuction with SAP experience.

[MrMarkyMark]

with SAP experience.

That's next week

Must be really useful, the certification in it takes a whole day

5-4210 OpenText MBPM 9.x Certification

Duration: 1 day


Achieving MBPM Certification will enhance your work experience and show your clients that you have achieved a higher level of knowledge. That differentiation can be crucial to advancing your career and winning new clients, whether you are an independent consultant, business partner, or corporate IT professional.

[MarillionFan]

Day 122.

Suity is in the big brother house looking for work. 'Gisa a job', he says. 'I can do that', 'I can do the breakfast'. The housemates are unamused. They want Jade Goody to do it, even though she's been dead for ten years, she's more likely to do a better job making the toast.

Big Brother calls Suity to the diary room. Suity goes an hour later after the allotted time and get's confused, walking into the garden and proceeding to talk to a flower pot about how good he is at BPM. 'So you'll ring me later, deffo's then' he says to a daffodil on the way back.

Day 123

Suity is still waiting for the daffodil to call. Jade has burnt the toast.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Suity goes an hour later after he drops some acid get's confused, walking into the garden and proceeding to talk to a flower pot about how good he is at BPM. 'So you'll ring me later, deffo's then' he says to a daffodil on the way back.

[MaryPoppins]

No its because you can't polish a turd and that's before the smell of failure / bulltulipness and desperation descends during the agent's phone call filter.

There was a reason why I didn't want you anywhere near anything I'm associated with (to the extent that I would kill it rather than have you anywhere near it). Would you like to guess why?

Kick a man while he's down why don't you.

[Andy2]

Day 9, Still waiting for my server logins.Can not do any work without them. Client is reluctant to provide database access to dba. You couldn't make it up.

[TheLordDave]

Start date bumped a week. The war chest is looking rather sad.

[LondonManc]

Day 9, Still waiting for my server logins.Can not do any work without them. Client is reluctant to provide database access to dba. You couldn't make it up.

Would be a wonderful irony if you're at TalkTalk