Official CUK bench - Late Summer 2015

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

It's like I'm dismissed out of hand for being a loser.

Just make sure you tailor your CV for each role.

This. Especially as you seem to be a bit of a Jack of all Trades.

[MarillionFan]

FTFY





This. Especially as you seem to be a bit of a Billy No Mates.

ftfy

[MrMarkyMark]

To be frank, if I had such a poor contract conversion rate, I would be off doing something else.
I hope he has better luck with the ladies

[eek]

You mean you sent an email. Nobody hears back.

Anyway the process is

(1) List availability on linkedin
(2) Wait for agents to ring
(3) Start bidding war
(4) Accept the contract that seems must interesting
(5) When they've spent all their budget Goto 1

Either I'm very good or I carefully picked an in demand skillset.

Given what others claim the market is like I think the answer is that most contractors are tulip so good ones don't have problems getting work...

[FatLazyContractor]

Suity you liar.

How many jobs can you do at a time?

[rsingh]

Shift up - I'll be joining you all on Friday.

[suityou01]

Either I'm very good or I carefully picked an in demand skillset.

Given what others claim the market is like I think the answer is that most contractors are tulip so good ones don't have problems getting work...

Inneresting. Why not knock us up a quick website to illustrate the point?

[_V_]

Also been applying for permie gigs. Not had one single interview. It's like I'm dismissed out of hand for being a contractor.

I need to reserve funds to wind the company up. As it stands, Jan 31st is my cut off date for that. Then it's JSA time.

And all this during the biggest Tory jobs boom / lowest unemployment in 500 years.

Chin up old chap.

[MarillionFan]

And all this during the biggest Tory jobs boom / lowest unemployment in 500 years.

Chin up old chap.

He's past it now. Carter sums it up very well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l6vTw97QWs

[eek]

Also been applying for permie gigs. Not had one single interview. It's like I'm dismissed out of hand for being a contractor.

I need to reserve funds to wind the company up. As it stands, Jan 31st is my cut off date for that. Then it's JSA time.

No its because you can't polish a turd and that's before the smell of failure / bulltulipness and desperation descends during the agent's phone call filter.

There was a reason why I didn't want you anywhere near anything I'm associated with (to the extent that I would kill it rather than have you anywhere near it). Would you like to guess why?