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    Beards!

    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    One thing about not going out anywhere significant this week I haven't had to be a*sed to shave. Thought I'd just look even more like my sexy hero Albert Steptoe but it's worse than that, I am starting to look like Jeremy Corbyn. Free student grants for all, ban Trident!

    PS But I don't look as ancient as him, although 3 years older, That's what believing socialist bollux does to you.
    PPS If you can't grow a beard better than that weedy thing, best not to bother.
    For those who are not following the saga on Facebook I will share here.

    Not back at work for another two weeks, and with a half decent base I have decided to grow a beard, best man at my brothers wedding in seven weeks and the bride has given me the nod to keep it.

    Just need to convince my daughter that I can keep it, bloody kids!
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.
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    Surely once contractors jump on the 'beard bangwagon' then it is time to close the door on beards and get the razor out!

    In my experience owners of beards are usually lazy or full of themselves.
    "The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance." Cicero

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      Originally posted by Waldorf View Post
      Surely once contractors jump on the 'beard bangwagon' then it is time to close the door on beards and get the razor out!

      In my experience owners of beards are usually lazy or full of themselves.
      I'm the former
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Waldorf View Post
        Surely once contractors jump on the 'beard bangwagon' then it is time to close the door on beards and get the razor out!

        In my experience owners of beards are usually lazy or full of themselves.
        Looks at comment above.

        Looks at op...

        Think he will fit straight in
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #5
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

          Just need to convince my daughter that I can keep it, bloody kids!
          I had some resistance to my goatie from youngest daughter now she wont let me get rid of it. I'm lazy too...

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            #6
            I'm the former
            Me too.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #7
              Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
              I'm the former
              I'm both

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                #8
                People found my attempt unnerving.

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                  #9
                  After surgery last year I tried for two weeks, but mine just never seems to get past the scruffy stubble stage. Maybe I need some more testosterone.
                  Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    People found my attempt unnerving.

                    I have a friend who can do that, and also won a couple of awards at some beard competition in the last week.

                    His wife goes along with a material beard that she sewed together, seems to be the thing for wives of bearded men.
                    Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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