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Previously on "Beards!"

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  • DimPrawn
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    I shaved mine off when people started to comment how much I looked like my ex-wife.

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  • Scrag Meister
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    People found my attempt unnerving.

    I have a friend who can do that, and also won a couple of awards at some beard competition in the last week.

    His wife goes along with a material beard that she sewed together, seems to be the thing for wives of bearded men.

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  • VectraMan
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    After surgery last year I tried for two weeks, but mine just never seems to get past the scruffy stubble stage. Maybe I need some more testosterone.

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  • DimPrawn
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    People found my attempt unnerving.

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I'm the former
    I'm both

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  • xoggoth
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    I'm the former
    Me too.

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  • Pherlopolus
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

    Just need to convince my daughter that I can keep it, bloody kids!
    I had some resistance to my goatie from youngest daughter now she wont let me get rid of it. I'm lazy too...

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by Waldorf View Post
    Surely once contractors jump on the 'beard bangwagon' then it is time to close the door on beards and get the razor out!

    In my experience owners of beards are usually lazy or full of themselves.
    Looks at comment above.

    Looks at op...

    Think he will fit straight in

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Waldorf View Post
    Surely once contractors jump on the 'beard bangwagon' then it is time to close the door on beards and get the razor out!

    In my experience owners of beards are usually lazy or full of themselves.
    I'm the former

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  • Waldorf
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    Surely once contractors jump on the 'beard bangwagon' then it is time to close the door on beards and get the razor out!

    In my experience owners of beards are usually lazy or full of themselves.

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  • SimonMac
    started a topic Beards!

    Beards!

    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    One thing about not going out anywhere significant this week I haven't had to be a*sed to shave. Thought I'd just look even more like my sexy hero Albert Steptoe but it's worse than that, I am starting to look like Jeremy Corbyn. Free student grants for all, ban Trident!

    PS But I don't look as ancient as him, although 3 years older, That's what believing socialist bollux does to you.
    PPS If you can't grow a beard better than that weedy thing, best not to bother.
    For those who are not following the saga on Facebook I will share here.

    Not back at work for another two weeks, and with a half decent base I have decided to grow a beard, best man at my brothers wedding in seven weeks and the bride has given me the nod to keep it.

    Just need to convince my daughter that I can keep it, bloody kids!

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