Half of the cyclists on Canary Wharf are bellends who ignore one-way instructions and pedestrian crossings. Deserve all they get, just like the motorcyclists doing 50 in a 30.
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Yes of course it is. When a car is driving towards you on a country lane, you absolutely want them to have an accident.Originally posted by WTFH View PostExcept a car will normally dip its lights, and it's very few cars that don't dip their lights, but a cyclist when riding has no way of dipping their lights, so it's a deliberate attempt to cause other road users to have an accident.
Bike lights are not that bright. Like yourself.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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MrsV told me it was tiny....Originally posted by vetran View Postindeed if pedestrians get in the way I just show them my big horn that seems to shift them!Comment
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Its about 75% in most of London.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostHalf of the cyclists on Canary Wharf are bellends who ignore one-way instructions and pedestrian crossings. Deserve all they get, just like the motorcyclists doing 50 in a 30.
Of course, almost every cyclist killed is a woman. Women are not aggressive enough. So I want to increase that to 100%. I hope the women whose lives I saved will be grateful. By not marrying me....Comment
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strange she screams loudly whenever I use it. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMrsV told me it was tiny....Comment
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I heard there are 4 types of orgasmOriginally posted by vetran View Poststrange she screams loudly whenever I use it. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?
The positive : oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes
The negative: oh no oh no oh no oh no
The religious : oh god oh god oh god oh god
The fake : oh vetran oh vetran oh vetran oh vetran
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FTFY, I know I'm good when they remember my name!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI heard there are 4 types of orgasm
The positive : oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes
The negative: oh no oh no oh no oh no
The religious : oh god oh god oh god oh god
The fantastic : oh vetran oh vetran oh vetran oh vetran

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Originally posted by d000hg View PostBike lights are not that bright. Like yourself.
They are when in the pitch black they suddenly shine in your eyes. Of course, being an inconsiderate person like you, you probably don't care about others on the road. After all, why should you.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Driver admits causing death of cyclist John Radford - BBC News
Road safety campaigner dies. I just hope his death will lead to something to make the roads safer for cyclists.Comment
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