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Bloody Cyclists

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    #61
    Half of the cyclists on Canary Wharf are bellends who ignore one-way instructions and pedestrian crossings. Deserve all they get, just like the motorcyclists doing 50 in a 30.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #62
      People are just firkin inconsiderate regardless of transport method used.
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #63
        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Except a car will normally dip its lights, and it's very few cars that don't dip their lights, but a cyclist when riding has no way of dipping their lights, so it's a deliberate attempt to cause other road users to have an accident.
        Yes of course it is. When a car is driving towards you on a country lane, you absolutely want them to have an accident.

        Bike lights are not that bright. Like yourself.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #64
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          indeed if pedestrians get in the way I just show them my big horn that seems to shift them!
          MrsV told me it was tiny....

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            #65
            Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
            Half of the cyclists on Canary Wharf are bellends who ignore one-way instructions and pedestrian crossings. Deserve all they get, just like the motorcyclists doing 50 in a 30.
            Its about 75% in most of London.

            Of course, almost every cyclist killed is a woman. Women are not aggressive enough. So I want to increase that to 100%. I hope the women whose lives I saved will be grateful. By not marrying me....

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              #66
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              MrsV told me it was tiny....
              strange she screams loudly whenever I use it. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?

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                #67
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                strange she screams loudly whenever I use it. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?
                I heard there are 4 types of orgasm

                The positive : oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes
                The negative: oh no oh no oh no oh no
                The religious : oh god oh god oh god oh god
                The fake : oh vetran oh vetran oh vetran oh vetran

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  I heard there are 4 types of orgasm

                  The positive : oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes
                  The negative: oh no oh no oh no oh no
                  The religious : oh god oh god oh god oh god
                  The fantastic : oh vetran oh vetran oh vetran oh vetran

                  FTFY, I know I'm good when they remember my name!

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Bike lights are not that bright. Like yourself.

                    They are when in the pitch black they suddenly shine in your eyes. Of course, being an inconsiderate person like you, you probably don't care about others on the road. After all, why should you.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      #70
                      Driver admits causing death of cyclist John Radford - BBC News

                      Road safety campaigner dies. I just hope his death will lead to something to make the roads safer for cyclists.

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