Contractor of the day

[FatLazyContractor]

he got a free paper towel once!

Not because he asked for it, but because the Airhostess ordered him to clean up after he pleased himself.

[TestMangler]

On BP medication now. Blood tests came back clear (slightly high on the liver), cholesterol was very good. Doctor said you have the internal organs of a young man wrapped in the body of Jabba the Hut.
So ordered a pizza and a bottle of whisky for lunch to celebrate.

Also got to go for an ECG as well tomorrow, just before I fly. No champagne tomorrow.

That's a shame. Sorry to hear you're still alive

[minestrone]

I think 130 is point at which your systolic becomes a concern. I used to measure mine quite often and if I had had a barrage of coffee it would get up to that, mine is generally 110/80.