Contractor of the day

[FatLazyContractor]

Will you atleast tell Suity the truth about his kids before you die?

[MarillionFan]

Will you atleast tell Suity the truth about his kids before you die?

What? That they were all conceived from the dregs of the inside of condoms found by the side of the road in the Red Light district of Luton. Nobody is that cruel to tell them the truth.

[Lockhouse]

Maybe not tomorrow. Been to the doctors today, because I keep getting dizzy spells and have fallen a few times . Been happening since my last trip to the US.

Blood pressure was 133/110, says I may have to go on medication, whatever that means.

Got to go back on Monday for a few more blood test results and another BP test.

Like Vetran says, that bp's not too bad.

[darmstadt]

In some rare cases, where a person has very high blood pressure, they can experience symptoms, including:

• a persistent headache
• blurred or double vision
• nosebleeds
• shortness of breath

Ah! So that's why my nose keeps bleeding. I just assumed I was picking it too much.

Sssssuuuuuiiiiiitttttyyyyyyy....

[shaunbhoy]

last week I fell in the pub & bounced off the wall. What was annoying was I was on the way to the bar to order a drink as I'd only just arrived.

Could have been worse. It could have been on your way back to your table with the drinks. I find this a bit hard to believe though, maybe you just came over all faint because someone pointed out it was your round?

[MarillionFan]

On BP medication now. Blood tests came back clear (slightly high on the liver), cholesterol was very good. Doctor said you have the internal organs of a young man wrapped in the body of Jabba the Hut.
So ordered a pizza and a bottle of whisky for lunch to celebrate.

Also got to go for an ECG as well tomorrow, just before I fly. No champagne tomorrow.

[FatLazyContractor]

Also got to go for an ECG as well tomorrow, just before I fly. No champagne tomorrow.

Looking forward to the news

[vetran]

Looking forward to the news

what "Firefighters cut open Easyjet plane to extract 40 stone cloakroom attendant?"

[FatLazyContractor]

what "Firefighters cut open Easyjet plane to extract 40 stone cloakroom attendant?"

Easyjet?!! Really?

I never knew easyjet had that imaginary First class he claims he always travels in

[vetran]

Easyjet?!! Really?

I never knew easyjet had that imaginary First class he claims he always travels in

he got a free paper towel once!