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    #11
    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    Poor bloke. As if he didn't have enough problems.
    Oi!!!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #12
      LHR to Slough happens to be 26.21 miles. Was he a marathon runner from Kenya?

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        #13
        Originally posted by yasockie View Post
        LHR to Slough happens to be 26.21 miles. Was he a marathon runner from Kenya?
        He can only stay if he can do it in under 2hr 10.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mincepie View Post
          A mate called me yesterday, he works in airfreight at LHR. They opened a lorry to unload in warehouse and 5 of the blighters poured out fresh from Calais. One did a runner last seen heading to Slough and the other 4 we eventually picked up by plod..
          Just to clear up this story from your mate:
          This lorry that arrived via airfreight at LHR what flight did it arrive on?
          I for one didn't know that there were many flights of lorries from Calais to LHR.

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            #15
            Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
            Poor bloke. As if he didn't have enough problems.
            Maybe they should open up the tunnel and let them all stay in Slough for a week. They will be clamouring to return to war ravaged countries after a week there.

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              #16
              Originally posted by meridian View Post
              Do you know how compounding works? And then compare population growth to the GDP growth rate, which is less than 1%. And then look at the cuts being foisted on the NHS, Police, schools, etc
              So population growth of less than 1% is matching GDP growth? Oh no. Compounding is hardly relevant when it's only happened a handful of times. Especially at <1%... 1.01^n takes quite a while to do much
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                oh poor ol' brits

                one day at a time

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