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So population growth of less than 1% is matching GDP growth? Oh no. Compounding is hardly relevant when it's only happened a handful of times. Especially at <1%... 1.01^n takes quite a while to do muchOriginally posted by meridian View PostDo you know how compounding works? And then compare population growth to the GDP growth rate, which is less than 1%. And then look at the cuts being foisted on the NHS, Police, schools, etc
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Maybe they should open up the tunnel and let them all stay in Slough for a week. They will be clamouring to return to war ravaged countries after a week there.Originally posted by VectraMan View PostPoor bloke. As if he didn't have enough problems.
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Just to clear up this story from your mate:Originally posted by Mincepie View PostA mate called me yesterday, he works in airfreight at LHR. They opened a lorry to unload in warehouse and 5 of the blighters poured out fresh from Calais. One did a runner last seen heading to Slough and the other 4 we eventually picked up by plod..
This lorry that arrived via airfreight at LHR what flight did it arrive on?
I for one didn't know that there were many flights of lorries from Calais to LHR.
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LHR to Slough happens to be 26.21 miles. Was he a marathon runner from Kenya?
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Poor bloke. As if he didn't have enough problems.Originally posted by Mincepie View PostA mate called me yesterday, he works in airfreight at LHR. They opened a lorry to unload in warehouse and 5 of the blighters poured out fresh from Calais. One did a runner last seen heading to Slough and the other 4 we eventually picked up by plod..
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Did they look Muslim? If so, they will easily be spotted in Slough....Originally posted by Mincepie View PostA mate called me yesterday, he works in airfreight at LHR. They opened a lorry to unload in warehouse and 5 of the blighters poured out fresh from Calais. One did a runner last seen heading to Slough and the other 4 we eventually picked up by plod..
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A mate called me yesterday, he works in airfreight at LHR. They opened a lorry to unload in warehouse and 5 of the blighters poured out fresh from Calais. One did a runner last seen heading to Slough and the other 4 we eventually picked up by plod..
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Can we get rid of you and replace with three normal size migrants to keep the balance level?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostUne wafer thin migrant?
UK population increases by 500,000, official figures show - BBC News
Another 500k added to the UK total. Bursting we are, least it's good for BTL.
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Let them camp on your front lawn to act as security guards.....Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostUne wafer thin migrant?
UK population increases by 500,000, official figures show - BBC News
Another 500k added to the UK total. Bursting we are, least it's good for BTL.
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