Dzien Dobry

[hyperD]

I'm also a proper engineer: Process Engineer BEng(Hons.). I used to play around with crude oil, refined hydrocarbons and design heat exchangers and the buggers still didn't give me a hammer.

As is Xoggoth I believe...

[darmstadt]

I'm always getting offered jobs in Poland. They just tend to be the wrong ones though!

[Dobra]

I'm always getting offered jobs in Poland. They just tend to be the wrong ones though!

To work in the Insurance market in Poland you do not need to speak Polish you just need a baseball bat

[sunnysan]

Hmmm

Hi, I am from Poland, and I am working as a test engineer contractor. I like this forum and I am interested in joining the conversations. I hope by now that the British are used to us being here and that one day we hope to be able to offer good contracts in Poland that pay good money to top British contractors.

Thanks, it would be great, been to poland a few times and like Warsaw although in my travels through the country to the east , Sieldce , Luckow and Terespol are are, to be fair, not places I would ever like to live

Thank you for your kind gesture but will there be any jobs left after the Kazcinski brothers are finished with there reforms?

[Dobra]

Thanks, it would be great, been to poland a few times and like Warsaw although in my travels through the country to the east , Sieldce , Luckow and Terespol are are, to be fair, not places I would ever like to live

Thank you for your kind gesture but will there be any jobs left after the Kazcinski brothers are finished with there reforms?

Why do you think I came to england ?

[snaw]

Why do you think I came to england ?

For the beautiful women.

Following them here I mean. Not the homegrown variety, clearly.

[Xenophon]

This is a wind-up surely??

[Pondlife]

This is a wind-up surely??

There seems an element of "Dear vanners, how do I stop the kids getting bashed about in the back of the van when I'm driving."

[sasguru]

This is a wind-up surely??

Yes. I think the only way he can prove he is Polish is if he describes his girlfriend to us in intimate detail. That way we can tell if he's Polish or a fake.

[bogeyman]

Engineers?

I'm sick of half-arsed computer jockeys calling themselves 'engineers'.

I am an Engineer!

Not your poxy 'software engineering' stuff.

REAL engineering, like bridges and tunnels and electrical transmission lines and big boy's stuff.

Real engineering is hard. It's difficult to understand, and you need to be able to apply quite advanced maths to the problems in hand.

I doubt that many of the so called 'computer engineers' hereabouts could actually build a corrugated tin tulip house that would stand up in a stiff breeze!