Dzien Dobry

[snaw]

Yes. I think the only way he can prove he is Polish is if he describes his girlfriend to us in intimate detail. That way we can tell if he's Polish or a fake.

They do say a picture is worth a thousand words.

[Flubster]

They do say a picture is worth a thousand words.

I imagine the delay in response from our new Polish friend is due to the upload speed restricting a speedy post of his 'home movie' of said girlfriend(s)....hopefully.

[Dobra]

They do say a picture is worth a thousand words.

I do not have a girlfriend just now. polish women are very pretty until they reach a certain age, and then they give up their looks. I am looking now for a Polish girlfriend (english girls are not interested in Polish men, maybe because they think we are poor) now, and I will look to change her when she reaches 35

[Ardesco]

I'm sick of half-arsed computer jockeys calling themselves 'engineers'.

I am an Engineer! I have a PhD in Engineering from Exeter Uni. c. 1979.

Not your poxy 'software engineering' stuff.

REAL engineering, like bridges and tunnels and electrical transmission lines and big boy's stuff.

Real engineering is hard. It's difficult to understand, and you need to be able to apply quite advanced maths to the problems in hand.

I doubt that many of the so called 'computer engineers' hereabouts could actually build a corrugated tin tulip house that would stand up in a stiff breeze!

My sentiments exactly

[Xenophon]

I do not have a girlfriend just now. polish women are very pretty until they reach a certain age, and then they give up their looks. I am looking now for a Polish girlfriend (english girls are not interested in Polish men, maybe because they think we are poor) now, and I will look to change her when she reaches 35

I love this guy. Now, tell us about your caravan?

[snaw]

I'm sick of half-arsed computer jockeys calling themselves 'engineers'.

I am an Engineer!

Not your poxy 'software engineering' stuff.

REAL engineering, like bridges and tunnels and electrical transmission lines and big boy's stuff.

Real engineering is hard. It's difficult to understand, and you need to be able to apply quite advanced maths to the problems in hand.

I doubt that many of the so called 'computer engineers' hereabouts could actually build a corrugated tin tulip house that would stand up in a stiff breeze!

engineer

n 1: a person who uses scientific knowledge to solve practical problems [syn: applied scientist, technologist] 2: the operator of a railway locomotive [syn: locomotive engineer, railroad engineer, engine driver] v 1: design as an engineer; "He engineered the water supply project" 2: plan and direct (a complex undertaking); "he masterminded the robbery" [syn: mastermind, direct, organize, organise, orchestrate]

Judean peoples front and all that.

[bogeyman]

My sentiments exactly

Do you think there could be an opening in the "For Dummies" series of books?

"Cantilever Bridge Design for Dummies"

"Non-Uniform Stress Patterns and Torsion Effects in Cold-Rolled steel beams for Idiots"

[bogeyman]

engineer

n 1: a person who uses scientific knowledge to solve practical problems [syn: applied scientist, technologist] 2: the operator of a railway locomotive [syn: locomotive engineer, railroad engineer, engine driver] v 1: design as an engineer; "He engineered the water supply project" 2: plan and direct (a complex undertaking); "he masterminded the robbery" [syn: mastermind, direct, organize, organise, orchestrate]

Judean peoples front and all that.

Huh?

[Xenophon]

Do you think there could be an opening in the "For Dummies" series of books?

"Cantilever Bridge Design for Dummies"

"Non-Uniform Stress Patterns and Torsion Effects in Cold-Rolled steel beams for Idiots"

You must be a big hit at dinner parties, bogey.

[Ardesco]

I'll bet he can make something out of tooth picks that will get many a young lady to lie on her back, open her legs wide and beg for some bogeyman!!