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Who wants to live forever?
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Who wants to live forever?
230-0.3%13.04%30.4-0.5%8.70%20.6-0.7%21.74%50.8%-1.0%4.35%1More than 1.0%39.13%9I indulge in high risk activities with AndyW's mum13.04%3Down with racism. Long live miscegenation! -
As long as I die snorting coke off Kelly Brooks arse I don't mind when I dieOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostFind out the risk of you snuffing it in the next five years here: UK Longevity Explorer (UbbLE)Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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I'm pretty sure Kelly Brook wouldn't want to die with you snorting coke off her arse.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostAs long as I die snorting coke off Kelly Brooks arse I don't mind when I dieLast edited by DaveB; 4 June 2015, 08:37."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Too young to die apparently.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Who wants to live forever?
Everyone who's (forever minus a day)?
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edit: though it did give me a Ubble age of 13 years below my actualLast edited by RSoles; 4 June 2015, 10:44.Comment
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0.7% and my Ubble Age is 35, so I'm winning by 8 years.
Thanks to going cycling, drinking less and eating better, I'm probably healthier now than I was when I was 35.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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This guy reckons we will live to 1000 years of age Aubrey de Grey: A roadmap to end aging | Talk Video | TED.comLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Not in our lifetime we won't. And of course, if we achieved that it would cause the biggest famines and wars the world as ever known.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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