Do you feel like chicken tonight?

[EternalOptimist]

Well Jesus was definitely covered with them.

even his bum ?

[Unix]

Everything's covered in germs.

Are photons?

[greenlake]

Old news. Always wash your hands carefully after handling raw chicken, or its packaging. Don't wash the chicken under a tap, as it will spread the lurgies over all the surfaces in the kitchen.

Just buy it pre-cooked and canned....

[barrydidit]

Technically it's not a period, it's an ovulation.

The period (menstruation) is the discarding of the unfertilised ovulation.

The other thing about chickens is that they lay eggs and tulip out of the same hole. It's called a 'vent'.

I used to keep hens, me. It was so windy one day I done see a hen lay the same egg 3 times.

[EternalOptimist]

Are photons?

ok
God and photons are not covered in germs.

but Jesus bum is.

so doogie, whose bum has most germs, jesus or mohammed (peas be upon him)

and what about Bhudda ? he had a fat bum


he aint heavy, but to be fair, he did have a fat bum

[MicrosoftBob]

The other thing about chickens is that they lay eggs and tulip out of the same hole. It's called a 'vent'.

I used to keep hens, me. It was so windy one day I done see a hen lay the same egg 3 times.

My missus wants to keep chickens, I reckon it's because she loves cock, and wants a morning wake up call

[Zero Liability]

You could always just get it from somewhere like this.

Just buy it pre-cooked and canned....

Which Alien movie is that from?

[barrydidit]

My missus wants to keep chickens, I reckon it's because she loves cock, and wants a morning wake up call

Build a high fence. Fox ate mine. Not because the fox got in, the stupid birds flew out. They're good fun though, and the eggs are awesome.

[MicrosoftBob]

Build a high fence. Fox ate mine. Not because the fox got in, the stupid birds flew out. They're good fun though, and the eggs are awesome.

They seem quite Darwin though, I've seen more accidently kill themselves than die by foxes

[d000hg]

Are photons?

Photons aren't things.

ok
God and photons are not covered in germs.

but Jesus bum is.

so doogie, whose bum has most germs, jesus or mohammed (peas be upon him)

and what about Bhudda ? he had a fat bum


he aint heavy, but to be fair, he did have a fat bum

Why the sudden interest in the bums of famous religious leaders? They ate and drank and puked and stank just like the rest of us - and probably more than us since they predated anti-perspirant and soft toilet paper.