Do you feel like chicken tonight?

[NotAllThere]

Vegan propaganda!

It's the zombies you have to watch out for.

[Unix]

Which is why you always wash your hands after handling raw meat and make sure it's properly cooked (to 80 Deg C internal temp for chicken and pork).

Or they could sell clean chicken without disease all over it.

[EternalOptimist]

Some people labour under the misapprehension that eating an egg is the disgusting practice of eating an embryo.
It's not.
A chicken will lay eggs even if there is no cockerel to fertilise them. It's not an embryo, it's a period.

[MicrosoftBob]

Some people labour under the misapprehension that eating an egg is the disgusting practice of eating an embryo.
It's not.
A chicken will lay eggs even if there is no cockerel to fertilise them. It's not an embryo, it's a period.

I hope it isn't a period

[EternalOptimist]

I hope it isn't a period

it is.

but in happier news, its a fact that it is indeed mayo on your chicken burger and not a burst abscess, because Mac D's have confirmed that the chicken is ground up before being made into patties. Presumably that includes the beak, feet, brain and ring piece

[original PM]

it is.

but in happier news, its a fact that it is indeed mayo on your chicken burger and not a burst abscess, because Mac D's have confirmed that the chicken is ground up before being made into patties. Presumably that includes the beak, feet, brain and ring piece

Especially the ring piece - extra flavour init

[DaveB]

it is.

but in happier news, its a fact that it is indeed mayo on your chicken burger and not a burst abscess, because Mac D's have confirmed that the chicken is ground up before being made into patties. Presumably that includes the beak, feet, brain and ring piece

Technically it's not a period, it's an ovulation.

The period (menstruation) is the discarding of the unfertilised ovulation.

[d000hg]

Or they could sell clean chicken without disease all over it.

Everything's covered in germs.

[EternalOptimist]

Everything's covered in germs.

awww
i'm telling on you

I'm telling God that you said he's covered in germs

[d000hg]

Well Jesus was definitely covered with them.