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Smart arse.Originally posted by GlenW View PostThe correct term is cloaca I believe.
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Photons aren't things.Originally posted by Unix View PostAre photons?
Why the sudden interest in the bums of famous religious leaders? They ate and drank and puked and stank just like the rest of us - and probably more than us since they predated anti-perspirant and soft toilet paper.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postok
God and photons are not covered in germs.
but Jesus bum is.
so doogie, whose bum has most germs, jesus or mohammed (peas be upon him)
and what about Bhudda ? he had a fat bum
he aint heavy, but to be fair, he did have a fat bum
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They seem quite Darwin though, I've seen more accidently kill themselves than die by foxesOriginally posted by barrydidit View PostBuild a high fence. Fox ate mine. Not because the fox got in, the stupid birds flew out. They're good fun though, and the eggs are awesome.
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Build a high fence. Fox ate mine. Not because the fox got in, the stupid birds flew out. They're good fun though, and the eggs are awesome.Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostMy missus wants to keep chickens, I reckon it's because she loves cock, and wants a morning wake up call
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You could always just get it from somewhere like this.
Which Alien movie is that from?Originally posted by greenlake View PostJust buy it pre-cooked and canned....Last edited by Zero Liability; 28 May 2015, 19:57.
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My missus wants to keep chickens, I reckon it's because she loves cock, and wants a morning wake up callOriginally posted by barrydidit View PostThe other thing about chickens is that they lay eggs and tulip out of the same hole. It's called a 'vent'.
I used to keep hens, me.
It was so windy one day I done see a hen lay the same egg 3 times.
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Originally posted by Unix View PostAre photons?
ok
God and photons are not covered in germs.
but Jesus bum is.
so doogie, whose bum has most germs, jesus or mohammed (peas be upon him)
and what about Bhudda ? he had a fat bum
he aint heavy, but to be fair, he did have a fat bum
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The other thing about chickens is that they lay eggs and tulip out of the same hole. It's called a 'vent'.Originally posted by DaveB View PostTechnically it's not a period, it's an ovulation.
The period (menstruation) is the discarding of the unfertilised ovulation.
I used to keep hens, me.
It was so windy one day I done see a hen lay the same egg 3 times.
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Just buy it pre-cooked and canned....Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostOld news. Always wash your hands carefully after handling raw chicken, or its packaging. Don't wash the chicken under a tap, as it will spread the lurgies over all the surfaces in the kitchen.
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even his bum ?Originally posted by d000hg View PostWell Jesus was definitely covered with them.
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