for MS - its gotta be chips, chips

[vetran]

How to make McDonald's French Fries at home using FIVE ingredients | Daily Mail Online

Two Idaho potatoes
Peanut oil (enough to cover the potatoes in the pan)
1-2 teaspoons of corn syrup whisked in water
Two tablespoons of beef tallow or beef drippings
Salt to season
Beef bouillon to season (optional)

[OwlHoot]

The catch being that the local supermarket must sell Idaho potatoes, and you must be able to recognize them among a dozen other varieties

[SunnyInHades]

How to make McDonald's French Fries at home using FIVE ingredients | Daily Mail Online

Two Idaho potatoes
Two tablespoons of beef tallow or beef drippings
Beef bouillon to season (optional)

Err, from

Are the McDonald's Fries, Thick Shakes, and McFlurry all suitable for vegetarians? :: McDonalds.co.uk

Are the McDonald's Fries suitable for vegetarians?

McDonald's UK French Fries are made using Russet Burbank, Pentland Dell, Innovator and Shepody potatoes, which are chosen for their quality, taste and long shape when cut. The fries are not coated in any fats or substance from an animal. Once at the restaurant our fries are simply cooked in dedicated frying vats in a non-hydrogenated blend of sunflower and rapeseed oil which is 100 percent suitable for vegetarians. McDonald's UK French Fries are officially accredited by the Vegetarian Society.

[VectraMan]

How do they give them that unique sogginess?

[MarillionFan]

How do they give them that unique sogginess?

Five minutes in a pair of Suitys y-fronts does the trick.

[mudskipper]

HyperD made brilliant fries - dunno what his recipe is!

[greenlake]

Amazon.com: Mcdonald's French Fry Snack Maker: Toys & Games

[NickFitz]

KUATB: Monday Links XXIII, link 2: The Burger Lab: How to Make Perfect Thin and Crisp French Fries | Serious Eats

[Platypus]

Amazon.com: Mcdonald's French Fry Snack Maker: Toys & Games

^ Oh dear God, whatever next