Previous NHS experience required?

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

Whenever I see this, I translate to:
"Must be willing to work for peanuts and is good at climbing trees"

Why filter out all of the good private sector and avoid some actual quality in the public sector for a change?

[DimPrawn]

I had an ingrowing toenail removed by a half blind Albanian doctor after waiting six months in agony, does that count?

[barrydidit]

I broke my arm once. And I shagged a nurse (not at the same time).

[minestrone]

I had an ingrowing toenail removed by a half blind Albanian doctor after waiting six months in agony, does that count?

So that scar on your forehead was not a lobotomy?

[original PM]

Whenever I see this, I translate to:
"Must be willing to work for peanuts and is good at climbing trees"

Why filter out all of the good private sector and avoid some actual quality in the public sector for a change?

I am working with some bloke who used to work for the NHS and he says it is so easy to be promoted because everyone else is so fecking lazy.

So the reason they want people with experience is because they know they will get some lazy no mark who will not rock the boat and actually achieve anything thus letting the senior managers and trust managers waltz of with 000's in bonus etc.

One of the main reason the NHS costs so much is the feckin immoral robbing tw@s who run it.

[minestrone]

I was saying the other week that wife's surgery had a new server delivered and the NHS Trust IT services stalled coming round and getting it live by saying the server had to be 'acclimatised' first.

[TestMangler]

I broke my arm once. And I shagged a nurse (not at the same time).

Was she not a psychiatric nurse working on a dissertation for uni though

[eek]

Was she not a psychiatric nurse working on a dissertation for uni though

She found the perfect test subjects in your flat share then

[barrydidit]

Was she not a psychiatric nurse working on a dissertation for uni though

Whatever, that's your student nurse fantasy spoilt though eh?

[GlenW]

I went out with a nurse for a while, the sex was decent but the thing I most remember was her telling me that a dick fart can happen! I'd always just thought it was a nonsensical insult.