Reply to: Previous NHS experience required?

[minestrone]

ok, I'm going to sound stupid, but I'm sure I've read that you should allow computers brought in from a cold environment (warehouse) to a warm environment, time to warm up before switching on, condensation or something. Can I get a job in the NHS now?

This was like 2 month acclimatisation period.

[Paddy]

Whenever I see this, I translate to:
"Must be willing to work for peanuts and is good at climbing trees"

Why filter out all of the good private sector and avoid some actual quality in the public sector for a change?

I know of two deaths caused by a NHS database being out of action for 24 hours. It's not the same as having a few ATMs fail.

[sal]

ok, I'm going to sound stupid, but I'm sure I've read that you should allow computers brought in from a cold environment (warehouse) to a warm environment, time to warm up before switching on, condensation or something. Can I get a job in the NHS now?

Yes, especially if your avatar is actually a slefie

[woohoo]

I was saying the other week that wife's surgery had a new server delivered and the NHS Trust IT services stalled coming round and getting it live by saying the server had to be 'acclimatised' first.

ok, I'm going to sound stupid, but I'm sure I've read that you should allow computers brought in from a cold environment (warehouse) to a warm environment, time to warm up before switching on, condensation or something. Can I get a job in the NHS now?

[TestMangler]

Whatever, that's your student nurse fantasy spoilt though eh?

Not at all mate, It is deposited in the wank bank....

[eek]

Whenever I see this, I translate to:
"Must be willing to work for peanuts and is good at climbing trees"

Why filter out all of the good private sector and avoid some actual quality in the public sector for a change?

Because anyone good and competent won't cope with the madness and crappiness that is an NHS project for longer than a couple of weeks...

[GlenW]

I went out with a nurse for a while, the sex was decent but the thing I most remember was her telling me that a dick fart can happen! I'd always just thought it was a nonsensical insult.

[barrydidit]

Was she not a psychiatric nurse working on a dissertation for uni though

Whatever, that's your student nurse fantasy spoilt though eh?

[eek]

Was she not a psychiatric nurse working on a dissertation for uni though

She found the perfect test subjects in your flat share then

[TestMangler]

I broke my arm once. And I shagged a nurse (not at the same time).

Was she not a psychiatric nurse working on a dissertation for uni though

[minestrone]

I was saying the other week that wife's surgery had a new server delivered and the NHS Trust IT services stalled coming round and getting it live by saying the server had to be 'acclimatised' first.

[original PM]

Whenever I see this, I translate to:
"Must be willing to work for peanuts and is good at climbing trees"

Why filter out all of the good private sector and avoid some actual quality in the public sector for a change?

I am working with some bloke who used to work for the NHS and he says it is so easy to be promoted because everyone else is so fecking lazy.

So the reason they want people with experience is because they know they will get some lazy no mark who will not rock the boat and actually achieve anything thus letting the senior managers and trust managers waltz of with 000's in bonus etc.

One of the main reason the NHS costs so much is the feckin immoral robbing tw@s who run it.

[minestrone]

I had an ingrowing toenail removed by a half blind Albanian doctor after waiting six months in agony, does that count?

So that scar on your forehead was not a lobotomy?

[barrydidit]

I broke my arm once. And I shagged a nurse (not at the same time).

[DimPrawn]

I had an ingrowing toenail removed by a half blind Albanian doctor after waiting six months in agony, does that count?