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Because anyone good and competent won't cope with the madness and crappiness that is an NHS project for longer than a couple of weeks...merely at clientco for the entertainment -
Not at all mate, It is deposited in the wank bank....Originally posted by barrydidit View PostWhatever, that's your student nurse fantasy spoilt though eh?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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ok, I'm going to sound stupid, but I'm sure I've read that you should allow computers brought in from a cold environment (warehouse) to a warm environment, time to warm up before switching on, condensation or something. Can I get a job in the NHS now?Originally posted by minestrone View PostI was saying the other week that wife's surgery had a new server delivered and the NHS Trust IT services stalled coming round and getting it live by saying the server had to be 'acclimatised' first.Comment
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Yes, especially if your avatar is actually a slefieOriginally posted by woohoo View Postok, I'm going to sound stupid, but I'm sure I've read that you should allow computers brought in from a cold environment (warehouse) to a warm environment, time to warm up before switching on, condensation or something. Can I get a job in the NHS now?Comment
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I know of two deaths caused by a NHS database being out of action for 24 hours. It's not the same as having a few ATMs fail.Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View PostWhenever I see this, I translate to:
"Must be willing to work for peanuts and is good at climbing trees"
Why filter out all of the good private sector and avoid some actual quality in the public sector for a change?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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This was like 2 month acclimatisation period.Originally posted by woohoo View Postok, I'm going to sound stupid, but I'm sure I've read that you should allow computers brought in from a cold environment (warehouse) to a warm environment, time to warm up before switching on, condensation or something. Can I get a job in the NHS now?Comment
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