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The "Can I claim... through business expenses?" thread

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  • DannyF1966
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    Don't stop with trainers, if you move to a nudist colony you'll be able to claim the cost of all your clothing, as you'll only be using them wholly and exclusively for business.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Two swords won't fit in that scabbard, chief!
    Do you need me to stretch her first?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Well, she does work with the mentally handicapped,
    I could sense that reading your posts.

    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Are you the one who's cock is so small you have to sit down to piss ?
    No, the one she takes advantage of as I have too big a bongo

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    All we need is a avatar on the sockie.
    Here's my contribution:

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Another of Wurzel's sockie from the GittinsGal stable ?

    No this one wont be culled since Cojak likes women on this forum, this sockie will be allowed to post mindless drivel for a while. All we need is a avatar on the sockie.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Glad to hear you talk to your wife about her business, these days
    Well, she does work with the mentally handicapped, so she probably knows you. Are you the one who's cock is so small you have to sit down to piss ?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    If you've got tits like your avatar's why do you need hookers?
    Here

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  • xoggoth
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    If you've got tits like your avatar's why do you need hookers?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Jessicafang View Post
    That is super-helpful. Never thought about the sport bra. Good point though! Millions Thanks.
    If you need help discussing and choosing the best sports related underwear, we're here to help.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    I heard even his car has stretch marks.
    Glad to hear you talk to your wife about her business, these days

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