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The "Can I claim... through business expenses?" thread

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    In your case, I would argue yes.

    I can't see the circumstance where there would be any duality of purpose since even the hookers in Bradford probably duck back into the doorways when they see your car approach thinking 'i'm not going there again'
    I heard even his car has stretch marks.

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Two swords won't fit in that scabbard, chief!
    I could mention that there are two scabbards but I wouldn't stoop that low.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    Serious answer, move to the US
    Or to Greece.

    They desperately need my money

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
    You're still not allowed at Cullingworth though.
    Two swords won't fit in that scabbard, chief!

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Even MF won't bang 'em lot in Bradford.

    I'm a man of class and taste
    You're still not allowed at Cullingworth though.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Serious answer, move to the US

    I know a music journalism who writes about metal acts mainly who expenses lap dancing clubs, prostitutes and casinos, all as client entertainment

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  • Ramrod
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    Bear in mind that new trainers/shoes can often cause blisters in the early days - be sure to claim for any plasters you use too.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    So you head to Rotherham instead
    Poor taste. Your post that is!

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Even MF won't bang 'em lot in Bradford.

    I'm a man of class and taste
    So you head to Rotherham instead

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    In your case, I would argue yes.

    I can't see the circumstance where there would be any duality of purpose since even the hookers in Bradford probably duck back into the doorways when they see your car approach thinking 'i'm not going there again'
    Even MF won't bang 'em lot in Bradford.

    I'm a man of class and taste

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